Shit Show Tarot Card Velveteen Plush Throw Blanket | Funny Gag Gift | Sarcastic Skeleton Blanket | Tarot-Inspired Cozy Warm Throw Life Chaos
Shit Show Tarot Card Velveteen Plush Throw Blanket | Funny Gag Gift | Sarcastic Skeleton Blanket | Tarot-Inspired Cozy Warm Throw Life Chaos
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When life’s a mess, at least your blanket’s cozy—embrace the chaos in style!
Cozy Up Your Home with Our Plush Velveteen Blanket!
Experience the ultimate in comfort and style with our luxurious plush velveteen blanket! Perfect for chilly evenings, this irresistibly soft blanket adds elegance to your décor and makes a thoughtful gift. With fun and vibrant prints, it’s not just a blanket—it’s a cozy statement piece that brings warmth and joy to any home!
Incredibly Soft: Made from medium heavy-weight fabric (8.85 oz/yd² or 300 g/m²) for an extra soft touch.
Durable Design: Edges are sewn with double needle topstitching for long-lasting quality.
Practical Fabric: Made from polyester, this synthetic material retains its shape and dries quickly.
Sizes Available:
30x40"
50x60"
60x80"
NOTICE: Due to variations in the production process, blankets may arrive up to 3" shorter than their listed size.
Care Instructions: Do not dryclean; Do not iron; Tumble dry: low heat; Do not bleach; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product.